Is it halal?

Kington:

Serena I think the burgers are beef!!

Serena:

*runs away to check* No it isn’t it’s chicken.

Kington:

You very sure? it’s got the colour of beef!

Serena:

*checks again* yea it’s chicken the box definitely says so.

-10 mins later-

Kington:

Is the chicken halal?

Serena:

Very halal so halal we kept it in a pot where no pork has ever been cooked before.

Kington:

I bet you wanna stab me in the kidney with the satay stick now.

Serena:

I’m thinking about it.

-5 mins later-

Kington:

Is the marshmallows halal??

Serena:

*rolls eyes* YES! we got them from marwa.