Sigh.
Yet again.
After 2 years of being for the most of it inconsequential, effervescent and generally as available as the precise amount of change for the bill you’re paying.
It’s still annoying how spiteful some people are towards my presence.(like waking up to find out someone else has eaten the rest of your cereal)
No wait let me fix that. Not my presence per se. But her presence in my company.
As my bud who turned up just to watch the horn locking.
“eh no ***** things are ok eh? sore no show to watch”
“WOW LOLOLOL after she call….LOLOLOL”
Yeap that’s annoying. Like oh come on. You can’t get anywhere so stop poking at me. I’ve forgotten how to smack you hard enough to make you run away but don’t make me attempt to recollect the proper methodology.
Tune in to channel 805 and you might observe the reason why I’m still in contact with her. It’s cause I don’t spend all my time making fun of people. And I never ever ever harp on her relationship status.
I’m not even sure why you’re jealous really. I’m not getting any. And I’m certainly not searching for doubloons. So move along sir there’s really nothing to see.
So scoot along little doggy. My strokes aren’t clean anymore. But I’m still pretty good at aiming the flyswatter.
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