Picnic bars

I walked in with 30 picnic bars and just piled them on the couch.

Then Kevin comes back from jogging........

"Woah thats a lot of Picnic bars!"
"2.50£ for 10 at Morrison's!"
"Fair do's. Fair do's"
"Kevin you do know that it's not going to make me fat right?"
"Nothing is going to make you fat."
"Unlike you."
"Thats true. And also Fuck you!"