Monday, May 31, 2010

I only Desire you!

=D indeed I do.

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I can’t think of a function this phone doesn’t have. Yet.


Badabing badaboom!

Greetings and salutations from the glorious people’s republic of 5 Burchett Place


All is well on this end with things wrapping up for this year. I’m beginning to pack up stuff to leave home and to place into storage.


However for you folk I’m redoing some of my older writing. In the mean time till something cheeky comes up.


Note: Above picture isn’t me. That’s Kevin after a long day at work. Yes that’s a comb under his nose.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Whats coming up next?

It’s the holiday season. Well sorta. But first I’ve gotta go into natwest and make batty eyes at the staff to get a new bond going. =/

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Is she hot?

I’ve got a girlfriend! Or so I’ve been told. Can’t wait to find out if she’s hot!

According to reports she’s my third girlfriend too.

Things get more and more amazing each day =D


Maybe there’s another Kington out there generating all this news would like to meet him and swap places.

Monday, May 17, 2010

How did you do that?...

Chris: How did you do that question? the one...
Elliot: I didn't.
Chris: What do you mean by that? I haven't told you which question yet.
Elliot: Well I probably don't know the answer to the question you're asking. It was that bad.


Reverse manometers you evil evil evil thing!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Conservative- Liberal Democrat coalition

The UK now has a Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition leading the country.

A ConDem party.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Without pain


The phone rings and I glance around to look for it to silence it. It’s 8 and the first alarm is ringing.

Blinking I remembered the dream. I was angry and it wasn’t the usual angry I was annoyed.

Cause I lacked time.

But the dream was nice in it’s own way. I was hanging out with you again.

I hope I can come in July.

And we can meet again. Cause when this picture was taken I was having a reaction to my medication and I was actually in a lot of pain.

I really hope I can meet you this time. Without pain.

I miss you.

Thursday, May 6, 2010


“Why is there a disco ball?”

“Well supposedly when children are younger they can’t see the shapes too clearly so the disco ball casting it’s colours around the room distracts them.”


*silence for 5 minutes*

“you ok back there?”

“huh? what? yea…..trippy…..”

Too much wine!


We can’t seem to finish all of it! There’s 8 bottles to go =/

Can’t really complain though I only paid 7 pounds for all of them. Got them off an online auction.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Psalm 23

A psalm of David.
1 The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.

2 He makes me lie down in green pastures,
       he leads me beside quiet waters,

3 he restores my soul.
       He guides me in paths of righteousness
       for his name's sake.

4 Even though I walk
       through the valley of the shadow of death, [a]
       I will fear no evil,
       for you are with me;
       your rod and your staff,
       they comfort me.

5 You prepare a table before me
       in the presence of my enemies.
       You anoint my head with oil;
       my cup overflows.

6 Surely goodness and love will follow me
       all the days of my life,
       and I will dwell in the house of the LORD

I remember this as the soldier’s psalm. How everyone used to recite it in their foxholes waiting for the volley’s to end before leaping out to take their shots.

Those gritty sweaty palms as they gripped their rifles. The air exploding with splinters of wood and stone chips as they whiz by.

But even in that cacophony you could hear the stillness and the silence.

Of soldiers praying Psalm 23.

I guess my call has come to go and work.