Crossing the Line Between Innuendo and Wrong

The Narrative. says:
yo kurt
my supervisor said to me
i get to play with a sex doll
Kurtwin says:
let me guess
vibrations lecturer?
lol
The Narrative. says:
sounded wronger than i meant it to be
a heckalot wronger
Kurtwin says:
lol
The Narrative. says:
not vibrations
he teaches medical engineering
so that sounds better
Kurtwin says:
hahaha
wats a sex doll anyway?
The Narrative. says:
it's like
an anatomically correct doll
with.......
"holes"
shall we say
Kurtwin says:
ooooo
LOL
life size
lol
The Narrative. says:
yea
Kurtwin says:
AHA
wats ur project?
The Narrative. says:
it'd be wrong to have a child sized one...
it's about hip replacement patients getting hypothermia so i'm checking to see if the blankets really help
Kurtwin says:
oooo
lol
yeap sounded way wronger man
nvr expected hypothermia research form 'get to play with a sex doll'
haha
The Narrative. says:
LOL
Kurtwin says:
this ur fyp ?
The Narrative. says:
gotta fill in an ethics form
LOL
yea it's my fyp
Kurtwin says:
wa u 4th yr d
so afst wan
The Narrative. says:
nope
i do 2 fyps
1 in my third year
1 in my 4th
Kurtwin says:
wa
tats.. wa
hectic
The Narrative. says:
lolol
after you do it once
it gets easier mah
but lol
Kurtwin says:
haha
The Narrative. says:
sex doll
Kurtwin says:
sex doll 'For Your Pleasure'
wa damn wrong
lol
eh i go makan dinner first
brb

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Yea so basically. My project involves a blow up doll.

Awkward. Surgeons are gonna watch me experiment on it.

I’ve gotta study it’s structure.

I gotta stick my probe in it. I MEAN MY THERMOCOUPLE…I might have to do it by hand.

I hope I don’t have to stick my hand in.

I’m supposed to see how well I can keep it warm.

………………

This could get worse. But i think I should stop here.